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zeldathemes

cinderellawithachainsaw:

I don’t know what I’d have become without her.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE???

I HATE THAT TWILIGHT ISN’T ABOUT THIS.
THIS!
RIGHT HERE.
ALICE AND JASPER.
ROSE AND EMMITT.
THE VOLTURI.
THE WERWOLVES.
FREAKING CARLISLE!!!

TWILIGHT IS A BOOK FULL OF BRILLIANT-ASS SECONDARY CHARACTERS AND WORLD-BUILDING THAT IS FRANKLY SPECTACULAR GIVEN ITS GENRE AND TARGET AUDIENCE. THE UNIVERSE IS SO COMPLEX AND IS FULL OF SO MANY GOOD STORIES.

AAAAAAND YET THE ENTIRE MAIN PLOT OF THE BOOKS IS CENTERED AROUD THE ABSOLUTE WORST STORYLINE IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE!!!

WAISTED.
OPPORTUNITY.

samid11:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

"Who’s alligator is this?"

samid11:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

"Who’s alligator is this?"

parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
sherlazarus:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

dudeufugly:

thescienceofobsession:

this makes me so very, very happy.

you get a Cumberbatch, And You Get A Cumberbatch, EVERYBODY. GETS. A. CUMBERBATCH!

The Cumberbatch Generator: for those three batch problems

here have some more Cumberbatch

sherlazarus:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

dudeufugly:

thescienceofobsession:

this makes me so very, very happy.

you get a Cumberbatch, And You Get A Cumberbatch, EVERYBODY. GETS. A. CUMBERBATCH!image

The Cumberbatch Generator: for those three batch problems

here have some more Cumberbatch

amerlcanapparel:

piggylippy:

amerlcanapparel:

have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them

did you mean harry styles

no i didn’t mean harry styles

chaosatminimum:

HER FACE WHEN SHE POURS MORE IS SO FUCKING CUTE

chaosatminimum:

HER FACE WHEN SHE POURS MORE IS SO FUCKING CUTE

thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

zeeday:

timmypuddin:

*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*

image

askmeifimadalek:

welcome-to-the-crying-parade:

thedoctorstardisisnotonfire:

philipllester:

incredible

This is the only Justin’s prostitute edit I will reblog because it is fucking gold

I AM LAIGJING SO HARD

reblogging to make dan find this

askmeifimadalek:

welcome-to-the-crying-parade:

thedoctorstardisisnotonfire:

philipllester:

incredible

This is the only Justin’s prostitute edit I will reblog because it is fucking gold

I AM LAIGJING SO HARD

reblogging to make dan find this

mayefromtheshire:

cumber-kitty:

I was trying to remember why this picture of this cat looked so familiar

image

then I realised

John Catson

train-deer:

alphatimelinebetakid:

umblaireon:

bryanq117:

m0shcore:

sirshon:

madstick:

thearcticmuser:

IT’S BACK OH MY GOD

I’M FUCKING CRYING

THE FUCKING TAMBOURINE ONE THOUGH

We should make a band

THIS IA AMAZING

Guys look it’s The Strokes

I bet their music is orgasmic 

rick-sanchez:

good transition words to use on your SAT essay:

  • however
  • although
  • not to mention
  • macklemoreover

notprocrastinating:

ah, yes. after a 13 hour flight to the states, i can finally watch the youtube video that wasn’t available in my own country

artshouldcomfortthedisturbed:

Favourite pages in my Wreck This Journal -
Got really obsessed with the journal last summer and lived for incorporating references into it, but never actually finished it. Seems I may have to finish it this year and add in the rest of the 20 billion shows I watch(ed).