I don’t know what I’d have become without her.
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE???
I HATE THAT TWILIGHT ISN’T ABOUT THIS.
ALICE AND JASPER.
ROSE AND EMMITT.
TWILIGHT IS A BOOK FULL OF BRILLIANT-ASS SECONDARY CHARACTERS AND WORLD-BUILDING THAT IS FRANKLY SPECTACULAR GIVEN ITS GENRE AND TARGET AUDIENCE. THE UNIVERSE IS SO COMPLEX AND IS FULL OF SO MANY GOOD STORIES.
AAAAAAND YET THE ENTIRE MAIN PLOT OF THE BOOKS IS CENTERED AROUD THE ABSOLUTE WORST STORYLINE IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE!!!
This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.
”What the fuck?”
She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.
baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.
confused sharp bunnies
i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas. alligators are literally stoners. like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.
"Who’s alligator is this?"
this makes me so very, very happy.
you get a Cumberbatch, And You Get A Cumberbatch, EVERYBODY. GETS. A. CUMBERBATCH!
The Cumberbatch Generator: for those three batch problems
here have some more Cumberbatch
have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them
did you mean harry styles
no i didn’t mean harry styles
HER FACE WHEN SHE POURS MORE IS SO FUCKING CUTE
"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William
its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming
MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN
*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*
This is the only Justin’s prostitute edit I will reblog because it is fucking gold
I AM LAIGJING SO HARD
reblogging to make dan find this
I was trying to remember why this picture of this cat looked so familiar
then I realised
IT’S BACK OH MY GOD
I’M FUCKING CRYING
THE FUCKING TAMBOURINE ONE THOUGH
We should make a band
THIS IA AMAZING
Guys look it’s The Strokes
I bet their music is orgasmic
good transition words to use on your SAT essay:
- not to mention
ah, yes. after a 13 hour flight to the states, i can finally watch the youtube video that wasn’t available in my own country
Favourite pages in my Wreck This Journal -
Got really obsessed with the journal last summer and lived for incorporating references into it, but never actually finished it. Seems I may have to finish it this year and add in the rest of the 20 billion shows I watch(ed).